Shit.

I throw my akeshit jai-namaz, my prayer rug, on the floor and i get on my knees, lower my forehead to the ground, my tears soaking through the sheet. I bow to the west. Then i remember i haven't prayed for over fifteen years. I have long forgotten the words. But it doesn't matter, i will utter those few words i still remember: La illaha il Allah, Muhammad u rasul ullah.

No, this wunt happen with me, NO WAY. NO.